So fuckin funny omg
trick or treating tonight ! <3
If my heart was a compass you would be north.
My mom gave me my stuff back!!!!!!! I love the world!! And the pretty girls in it <3
THIS IS the next pet im getting because mary clare the fish died last night :( BUT IM GETTING IT NEXT WEEKEND AND Im naming it Emma and i want it to live!! :)
- watch gossip girl with her
- go to victoria’s secret with her
- wear v-necks
- wear plaid
- carry her
- answer any of those idiotic “would you still love me if i got both of my hands cut off and had to drink by dipping my head into a bowl like a dog?” type questions
- buy tampons
- clean
- cook
- not fuck her friends
- not fuck her mom
- ask for sex
- not kick her in the face
i laughed.
